Record-shattering British Boom, 3080

3080, 12 boom cards. 'Nuff said.

http://www.mediafire.com/?umzrmkoygzo

lmfao. thats a shitton of wood tho. totally unrealistic, but i guess that was the point...

Actually you COULD use this strategy in a real game. It's the ancient estates + wood trade strategy, with wood trade done at 7 min (note buzz did his at 5 min). It's actually a usable boom.

you totally miss the point that i was getting too, and im glad you went out of your way to do that. lol

i love it when i ruin your thought process.........it like transforms you into a freakshow.

i wont even comment on that recording lmfao. you either cheat/sync games or just bail out. nj with your boost.

Nice job with totally dodging the entire discussion, and resorting to personal attacks when you know you've been beat. Suck it up and be a man, or stop Cryin' Like A Bitch.

Also, I know what your point was, whether you'll admit it or not: You wanted to "show us" how OP your brits are because "OMG I can get 2500 without team fattening". The sad thing is using your identical deck, I could get 2700-2800. I wouldn't bother using Land Crap though.

Even if you copy my strategy in this recording, you won't do a 3K score with a distribution like that. I mean, I literally did this boom in one shot, after coming home from tutoring for 2 hours & eating dinner. I didn't even fucking practice it.

You could practice it for weeks, and I'd bet my left nut you'd never beat it.

Buck the System wrote:

you totally miss the point that i was getting too, and im glad you went out of your way to do that. lol

i love it when i ruin your thought process.........it like transforms you into a freakshow.

i wont even comment on that recording lmfao. you either cheat/sync games or just bail out. nj with your boost.

Buzz, so you use 13 eco cards and he uses 12 and youre pissed bc your boom blows compares to his, although they are both obvious abuses of eco cards?

You're a tool seriously. Not sure why you even bother. Why do you keep posting? Thought you said you were done. I guess you still need some attention that you never got in RL. How can you not see that no body likes you or thinks you have any skill whatsoever?

You are the butt of all jokes in the TR community. You're ridiculous.

Where are the canons?!

Trying to keep those 5k gold for a better score? lol nub!

why are you still missing my point? i post for the community........you dont. you post after the fact. see what i mean by freakshow?

youve had millenia to make your own recording/boom......but noooo you have your way. thats why im loling.

this isnt about build order for some reason. you have this image of what cards are proper and not but in the end you "had" to go about and stray from your normal to try and get competetive with my boom.

i use 1 card different than everyone else and you all cry...........fking babies.

this must be the land grab hating section. bunch of pansies.

btw the recording you guys made yesterday.......why did kerk oos the game? was kind of funny.

what are you going to say when i show you land crap still beats this..........? or will it be attack me again?

i showed you the basics of land grab and the slacking i purposfully did around the 35 min mark was my way of letting up. i wasnt trying to be a freak and obcess about beating a boom. your a funny weird one there brett. i think your personality could actually be worse than kerks. just the feeling going around about you.

buzz how do u not get that no1 cares about your booms, everybody knows they are realisticly shite and i bet nobody alters their boom in the slightest after watching your fails.. honestly after everysingle one we just repect u less so its waay waay into the minuss'

dude you have no voice here.......your bye bye, remember? girl chasing lol. all kids say that when they havent a clue what to do with their lil weiner. your a 2 pump chump i guarentee it.

dont fret brett.....im going to rip this a new one with land grab, thats whats going to be really funny. no team fattening which is useless unless you are whoring. i showed that in my recording that 80k is possible without that dam team fattening card.

i can wood trade with the best of them dude and land grab makes this just ridiculous......which i didnt show you.

then what will you cry about? i bet youll just keep trying ruining your life over it. land grab needs to be used for the ultimate resource whoring,

I'm going to respond to a lot of your bullshit all at once Buzz, so I hope you can keep up considering your alzheimers.

First: Your boom is NOT unique. It's a fucking shit version of the ancient wood trade + estates boom. It's done exceedingly haphazardly and there's nothing innovative about it besides the fact it sucks.

Second: You said shit like (and I quote) "again im being constructive and the trolls come and rip it appart but cant back it up". I backed it up, you back up your shit-talking now old-man.

Third: You won't beat my boom using "your" strategy. I guarantee it, mine, even for a first try, is technically flawless. If I refined this further I could hit 3100.

Fourth: No one cares about you on here, we just do shit like this to troll you. It's fucking hilarious watching you bounce around like a monkey in a cage.

Fifth: Good Luck beating this boom. Note I don't care if you get more food than me, you have to beat 3082 in score.

its all about ending resource counts bro. land crap is going to rip this a new one.

ok then why not do a boom with all the crate cards, all the villager cards, and not build an army? if res counts is all that matters?

ahahaha that made me laughhhh you really have no clue... ever fucked a model ? ever had a model as a fuck buddy? ever dated a model? and this ones pretty funny - ever fucked a girl JUST on the accent you have? cause im four for four right now...
why did you think i named myself TRUE PLAYA

yes we all know buzz is a a 40 year old man who still spends his time playing computer games made for teens and likely has no life whatsoever, but that's got absolutely nothing to do with the current topic

well hes chatting shit that he has absolutly no idea on and tryin to PERSONALLY attack me ( bannable offence last time i checked) so i was defending myself in that area of my personal life cause its all about gettin pussy. the whole world . is about gettin pussy + money . so he says i fail . i know i actually win cause i have more than most people of both. JUST retaliating in this childish game..

Buck the System wrote:

its all about ending resource counts bro. land crap is going to rip this a new one.

Again, good luck. Since being repetitive is your thing, you won't do it. Guaranteed.

I.LOVE.GIRLS.GIRLS.GIRLS wrote:

well hes chatting shit that he has absolutly no idea on and tryin to PERSONALLY attack me ( bannable offence last time i checked) so i was defending myself in that area of my personal life cause its all about gettin pussy. the whole world . is about gettin pussy + money . so he says i fail . i know i actually win cause i have more than most people of both. JUST retaliating in this childish game..

Hmm Im not sure if you got most money and pussys? You dont even have a microphone lol

Brett wrote:

Buck the System wrote:

its all about ending resource counts bro. land crap is going to rip this a new one.

Again, good luck. Since being repetitive is your thing, you won't do it. Guaranteed.

repetitive?

now what? repetitive booming with land crap is "my thing" its a fkreakin card dude......just like the extra fattening card. dont speak that way when the reality is i use every civ to their advatages.

@the moronic comment about sending vill cards with brits.........now thats complainable. i didnt do that. or use the 2 vill age up politition like you guys do. are 2 vills that important when you have a house building civ giving free vills?

wow i just cant ever believe the crap that spews from every single one of you......

@true fag....yea ive been there done that. remember my ex was miss massachusetts. hahaha i dumped her ass, just like the rest of them til i met my soulmate. im content and satisfied with my mate now.

btw you should listen to that because i was once known around the scene as "sean holmes"

haha i did carl but it broke, then i lost it, now found it again.. just abit careless and hell i wasnt talking about more than most people on this game! im talkin more than most ppl in general.. for my age at least

land crap rly only helps you when you're buildings mills/plants, which is a 1 time thing. team fattening helps the whole game, assuming you cow throughout it. figure you have 10 vills on cows and 90 on plants. plus 1 plant for the villies to chill on when not killing cows. that a maximum of 10 plants and its assuming youll be doing wood trade. so that 800 * 10 = 8000 wood. plants after land crap are -40%= 480. so 8000-4800=3200 wood saved. you're basically using a crate card for 3200 wood. and remember this is at maximum, if you do a boom without wood trade you'll probably have less plantations

its the timing man, the timing. without ever saying timing matters it does. that card gives the ability to build mills plants and pens. all of which get built faster and cheaper. hence the gains....duh.

just like when the fools dont wall in there recordings. time has a purpose and a detraction to everything you do while booming.

by that logic then you should send settler shipments and crates early on because they can make early aging so much faster. an extra 300 food in age 1? thats really gonna speed up your aging, but like land crap itll be useless later

I am trulysorry but land crap is worthless as a tit on a boar hog.

Any good boomer "NEVER" use quick fix cards, esp Otts, yea they do not have many good cards anyways, do not have a whole deck really. So some throws in cheap trick cards, which is lame no matter.

if u use 3vil card and wood crates for an early age 3 takes away important eco cards for the overall boom.

NO ONE can ever change my mind about "useless cheap crap cards", it does not impress nor show real Booming skills.

There is no set in stone ways to do great booms with any civ, it all depends on what fits them and their style.

Some players has been bitch'n about how many eco cards has been used in British booms, to be truthful, its the matter on the player if they want to take advantage of eco cards available or if they want to leave a few out to better their military overall.

How many players know that when herding the less they have on the hunt or their livestock leds to greater waste, once a hunt or livestock is slaughtered they start depleting slowly. saying 2 to 3 on a hunt gathers more food from it than would just 1 vil would.

I had a chart at one time about aoe3 ecomany stats for hunts, mines, pens ,farms, plantations at each stage with each upgrades.


It like seeing a brit deck with a trade and they have 20% wood card or wood trickle also...thats a good sign to get the fuck away from that game if thats who's left to team with ya,lol.