Dutch 2000+

If I played you and did not use the cards that increased the range of my Goons and Mortars, would you think that ports were still lame? Not being a wise guy to you or anything like that, just asking.

Goon range isn't really that OP in treaty, although it does give their goons a sizable advantage is snapping down cavalry. Mortar range and their balanced army + fast art are the main things about them that unbalance them against most civilisations, nerfing mortar range, cassadore to be based off age 2 stats (so about an 8% nerf to their stats), making organs 5 pop and a minor reduction to their goon range card so it's only 16 range instead of 20 (+2 range, maybe like +5% HP/DMG as compensation) would balance port fine in treaty tbh.

Spain I couldn't even begin to explain b/c I don't really give enough of a darn to play them enough to really get a proper, refined understanding of their army.

I don't want to babysit a bunch of fat burro riding priests.

Buck the System wrote:

the boom was done a week or so ago and even since then i improved it, but this will give you the basics

ummmmmm...... where is it?

this is dead delete moderator plz. i made a new one because fileden fked me.

heres the slo-mo for the knuckleheads. i boom differently than my normal this one. slo-mo and score dont affect like e1 thinks anyways.

http://www.fileden.com/getfile.php?file_path=http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/2/10/1750731/slomo%20lol%20see.age3Yrec

first off, nobody is gunna watch a boom in slow-mo...
second off, how much times have you SCREAMED, insulted, gone way over the top when somebody posts a boom in slow-mo??? (or is that just when it DESTROYS your boom to the point where its funny?)
third off,

Buck the System wrote:

I WILL NEVER EVER, PLAY,RECORD,POST A SLO-MO RECORDING EVER!

what was that??????

I.LOVE.GIRLS.GIRLS.GIRLS wrote:

first off, nobody is gunna watch a boom in slow-mo...
second off, how much times have you SCREAMED, insulted, gone way over the top when somebody posts a boom in slow-mo??? (or is that just when it DESTROYS your boom to the point where its funny?)
third off,

Buck the System wrote:

I WILL NEVER EVER, PLAY,RECORD,POST A SLO-MO RECORDING EVER!

what was that??????

its a comparison you **** **** *** ***** *** ***** ***** ***!

my booms are not fking in slo mo you fkers

your seeniale buzz... and i cant spell

Buck the System wrote:

my booms are not fking in slo mo you fkers

i recorded the first 5 seconds or so of your dutch boom in real time. it took like 1 minute. in case you still don't believe they're in slow mo here's the video i recorded. pay attention to the timer in game contrasted to the timer of the video.
http://www.filefront.com/14385191/aoe3ad-2009-08-24-18-12-58.mp4

I.LOVE.GIRLS.GIRLS.GIRLS wrote:

your seeniale buzz... and i cant spell

must be the hood and ebonics ruining your life. you know its hell in england right? lmfao!

yea, the "hood ebonics" are ruining my life xD what ruined yours?

again, talking about shit you have no idea about... just dont talk about england cuz your making yourself look a fool

I.LOVE.GIRLS.GIRLS.GIRLS wrote:

yea, the "hood ebonics" are ruining my life xD what ruined yours?

again, talking about shit you have no idea about... just dont talk about england cuz your making yourself look a fool

"the hood" and "ebonics" are different. i know your from the hood supposedly. the ebonics is for non english speaking mostly.

wow just stop talking , you obivously dont know what your talking about...

hey is killjoshi good? i played him using port and i bareely won but he has sick iro ico and pretty good micro