Phinchen vs Tom79

mane i just have to talk and they come.

Kerk, the fact you even tried giving relationship advice with examples of AoE, kinda shows the whole point why it wouldn't work for people who'd need advice with AoE examples.

I think Kerk's metaphor was a lot of fun on so many levels

LMFAO that was kinda fail kerk me boy

I especially like how he makes NO reference to women in his metaphor... good news for me?

Tom,
you're probably right. However, I'm glad a few ppl at least found some humor in it.

Alan,
Fail or not, all future advice will be given in the form of an AOE metaphor.

True,
I think in the future that anybody who needs woman advice should go to you. I have a feeling that Savory needs a pair of those sunglasses you have in the picture.

I know it's not really the sunglasses alone that get the ladies, but the whole "True package" , which is a 25 card deck that we all don't have...yet.. and its usable on any map that requires pick-up-line spam or not.

With this said, I find this is similar to a TR40 Eco Boom (but not really). One thing alone doesn't make your boom great. One card alone doesn't determine how great your eco will be, but it all adds up. I say all of this to state that the sunglasses serve as a shipment from the Home City. We can call this card " The eyes of a Playa".

Stats for "Eyes of a Playa" HC shipment

25% boost in attraction from ALL women (not just those on an online forum)

7% improved pickup lines

-10% LOS

- .5 X base attraction rate vs indigenous women (they find sunglasses offensive due to religious traditions. They feel that it "covers the pathway to the soul" (the eyes).




Although there is a 10% reduction in Line of Sight and a negative .5 multiplier vs indigenous women, I personally feel that the other boosts definitely outweigh the negative. Unless your REALLY into indigenous women I suggest that you put this card in your deck. It's also an infinite shipment , so you can send it more than once if they get broken due to getting mauled by women. (Ask True how much coin it's going to cost though.)

I hope you enjoyed this Sanderson.

Brett,
This topic is not a politically correct one nor wishes to be one. The advice above applies ONLY to heterosexual men. : )

yea 'cept for the gay-ish post scriptum

Sanderson_FIN wrote:

yea 'cept for the gay-ish post scriptum

Is there something you're not telling us ?


I just like to tease Brett b/c he wants me, and he knows I have a thing for someone else.... someone from gnre... and is jealous

I can't resist a good runner

Haha, that post was real funny!

kerkumus wrote:

Is there something you're not telling us ?


I just like to tease Brett b/c he wants me, and he knows I have a thing for someone else.... someone from gnre... and is jealous

I can't resist a good runner

Well too bad he's all mine!

wow all this flak, i was just congratulating the hotness